Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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