he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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