The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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