If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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