You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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