I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
