I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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