So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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