he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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