Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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