these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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