Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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