I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm jealous of your bromance
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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