But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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