he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
