I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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