he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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