i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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