Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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