There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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