I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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