i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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