this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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