Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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