you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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