Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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