did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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