You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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