sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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