I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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