PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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