I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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