my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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