after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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