He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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