Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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