Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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