now i know why i became what i already was.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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