So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
did you just send me my own nude
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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