Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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