just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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