will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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