Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
only if we run a train.
done.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
