Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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