So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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