It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
