I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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