Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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