Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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