We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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