you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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