Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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