I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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